aw yeah.

[jchrisobrien]

Suck it. Suckitdown, computer!
You will recognize the floppy disk
You will recognize the network card.
You will recognize the video card
You will love it, but get no cuddling afterwards!

Comments

[alex-victory.livejournal.com]

One time I had to remote into one of my PCs from work, connect to my firewall box, and block port 110 so that Outlook on my other PC would stop downloading my mail before I could read it.

I was really hoping it would work, and I was chanting at it, "block, sucker! block, sucker! BLOCK, SUCKER!" when my co-workers finally yelled at me because everyone on the floor thought I was saying cocksucker.

[mr-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

Now Doom understands how you get all the wimmins.
You seduce them with sweet talk and tender words.

Doom will use this technique on your wimmin and make them Doom's!!

Doom commands!!!

thas right....

[xenoglaux]

you lay down the law brotha'!

[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

I feel so dirty...

[mr-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

You are what you put in your mouth.

"Dirty"

:PPPPP

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[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

I wish you'd quit getting me confused with Baxter... sheesh.

[cosmicserpent.livejournal.com]

Yo! Watch it... Or I'll sick the Dirty One on you.

Re:

[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

You watch it! Or I'll stick the Dirty One *IN* you! ;)

Can I go home now?

HA!

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike, Chris. Yee-haw!

That cracked me up. We should start a new 900 number: "Inanimate Object Dominance" 1-900-IOD-LUST.

Heh...*chuckles*

~~~Jen

Re: HA!

[silas7.livejournal.com]

It would be a nice supplemental source of income... and very enjoyable! ;)

Re: HA!

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

"You have reached IOD...Verbal Abuse for the your everyday items.
For toaster torture...press or moan one,
For Networking Naughtiness...press or scream two,
For Widgets and Woodworking...press or purr three,
To repeat this menu, beat the reciever of you phone into the wall..."

Re: HA!

[silas7.livejournal.com]

"...beat the receiver of your phone into the wall..."

...while screaming "you like that don't you? DON'T YOU? Yeah, ring baby, ring for me!"

We'll need a Phone Phreaking line as well.
and an Automotive Abbotoir too.
And plumbing? Cleaning the pipes? Imagine the possibilities...

I'll start getting the domain name registered!

[eeyrg.livejournal.com]

Not even an introduction and a kiss first?

Re:

[silas7.livejournal.com]

No!

The computer goes down on command, or it will get the hose again.

"Yes, precious, it will! It will get the hose!"