aw yeah.

[jchrisobrien]

Suck it. Suckitdown, computer!
You will recognize the floppy disk
You will recognize the network card.
You will recognize the video card
You will love it, but get no cuddling afterwards!

Comments

Re: HA!

[silas7.livejournal.com]

It would be a nice supplemental source of income... and very enjoyable! ;)

Re: HA!

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

"You have reached IOD...Verbal Abuse for the your everyday items.
For toaster torture...press or moan one,
For Networking Naughtiness...press or scream two,
For Widgets and Woodworking...press or purr three,
To repeat this menu, beat the reciever of you phone into the wall..."

Re: HA!

[silas7.livejournal.com]

"...beat the receiver of your phone into the wall..."

...while screaming "you like that don't you? DON'T YOU? Yeah, ring baby, ring for me!"

We'll need a Phone Phreaking line as well.
and an Automotive Abbotoir too.
And plumbing? Cleaning the pipes? Imagine the possibilities...

I'll start getting the domain name registered!