aw yeah.

[jchrisobrien]

Suck it. Suckitdown, computer!
You will recognize the floppy disk
You will recognize the network card.
You will recognize the video card
You will love it, but get no cuddling afterwards!

Comments

[alex-victory.livejournal.com]

One time I had to remote into one of my PCs from work, connect to my firewall box, and block port 110 so that Outlook on my other PC would stop downloading my mail before I could read it.

I was really hoping it would work, and I was chanting at it, "block, sucker! block, sucker! BLOCK, SUCKER!" when my co-workers finally yelled at me because everyone on the floor thought I was saying cocksucker.

[mr-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

Now Doom understands how you get all the wimmins.
You seduce them with sweet talk and tender words.

Doom will use this technique on your wimmin and make them Doom's!!

Doom commands!!!

thas right....

[xenoglaux]

you lay down the law brotha'!

[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

I feel so dirty...

HA!

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike, Chris. Yee-haw!

That cracked me up. We should start a new 900 number: "Inanimate Object Dominance" 1-900-IOD-LUST.

Heh...*chuckles*

~~~Jen

[eeyrg.livejournal.com]

Not even an introduction and a kiss first?