Where's my pith helmet?
Aug. 9th, 2001 11:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jchrisobrienToday's horoscope:
When I was a weirdo attending Duke University some years ago, I wasn't half as freaky as my friend Alex. At the tender age of 21 he had already forged himself into a mythic figure of Kerouac-ian proportions. His writing was breathtakingly original. As yearbook editor, he produced a bizarrely entertaining tome that mimicked the style of outlaw author William S. Burroughs. We all expected that when Alex left the ivory tower he'd evolve into a towering figure on the national literary scene. Alas, an old classmate reports that he is now an executive at a top ad agency, churning out inflammatory copy to sell cars and perfume. I offer him up as your reverse role model, Scorpio. The stars are urging you to move in a direction exactly opposite to his. With fierce authenticity, head towards the land of more integrity and wilder soul.
When I was a weirdo attending Duke University some years ago, I wasn't half as freaky as my friend Alex. At the tender age of 21 he had already forged himself into a mythic figure of Kerouac-ian proportions. His writing was breathtakingly original. As yearbook editor, he produced a bizarrely entertaining tome that mimicked the style of outlaw author William S. Burroughs. We all expected that when Alex left the ivory tower he'd evolve into a towering figure on the national literary scene. Alas, an old classmate reports that he is now an executive at a top ad agency, churning out inflammatory copy to sell cars and perfume. I offer him up as your reverse role model, Scorpio. The stars are urging you to move in a direction exactly opposite to his. With fierce authenticity, head towards the land of more integrity and wilder soul.
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Date: 2001-08-09 08:37 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-09 08:52 am (UTC)I'm right on the cusp of Libra and Scorpio, which is what I attribute most of the craziness in my life too. :)
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Date: 2001-08-09 10:37 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-09 10:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-08-09 11:02 am (UTC)I really would like my charts done at some point!
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Date: 2001-08-09 08:44 am (UTC)Damn straight!
I like that image :)
Bah!
Doom says selling out is good.
Doom says selling out gives you the money with which to buy starving artistes at low low discount prices.
Doom says astrology is a plot by Richards to control your mind.
Doom wishes he thought of it first.
Re: Bah!
Date: 2001-08-09 08:57 am (UTC)And doesnt' Doom employ sorcery as well as science?
I remember a really cool graphic novel: Dr. Strange and Dr. Doom. There was a battle to see who was the best sorcerer, and the winner had to grant a favor to the runner up. Strange won, and Doom asked his help to resuce his mother's soul from Hell.
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Date: 2001-08-09 09:23 am (UTC)LOL!