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Oct. 31st, 2001 01:00 pm
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SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Week of November 1, 2001

The government has criminalized all the chemical compounds of peyote, even though one ingredient, dopamine, is a primary neurotransmitter in the human brain. Our gray matter also produces anandamide, a substance that's nearly identical to THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. In other words, Scorpio, your brain is literally illegal. It's probably best, given your outlaw status, that you don't break any more laws of the land. However, there are plenty of other antiquated rules, stupid traditions, and vested interests that you can transgress with gleeful impunity. The astrological omens indicate that's exactly what you should do.

Date: 2001-10-31 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spriggan.livejournal.com
so uh, you should eat a lot of poppy seeds?

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Date: 2001-10-31 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silas7.livejournal.com
or have anal sex or blowjobs. Both of which are illegal in Mass right?

Better yet, I should drive with a gorilla in the front seat. Because there IS a law against that.

To me my simians!

Date: 2001-10-31 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eeyrg.livejournal.com
I think that there is some law on the books that says oral sex is illegal on sunday's or something.
Weird.

Date: 2001-10-31 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clayrobeson.livejournal.com
You need a gorilla in the front seat giving you a blowjob while it is being anally violated! On a SUNDAY!

What a treat THAT will be!

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Date: 2001-10-31 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spriggan.livejournal.com
anal sex with gorillas?

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