jchrisobrien ([personal profile] jchrisobrien) wrote2001-08-09 11:33 am

Where's my pith helmet?

Today's horoscope:

When I was a weirdo attending Duke University some years ago, I wasn't half as freaky as my friend Alex. At the tender age of 21 he had already forged himself into a mythic figure of Kerouac-ian proportions. His writing was breathtakingly original. As yearbook editor, he produced a bizarrely entertaining tome that mimicked the style of outlaw author William S. Burroughs. We all expected that when Alex left the ivory tower he'd evolve into a towering figure on the national literary scene. Alas, an old classmate reports that he is now an executive at a top ad agency, churning out inflammatory copy to sell cars and perfume. I offer him up as your reverse role model, Scorpio. The stars are urging you to move in a direction exactly opposite to his. With fierce authenticity, head towards the land of more integrity and wilder soul.

[identity profile] aidenraine.livejournal.com 2001-08-09 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you were also a Scorpio :>

[identity profile] marveloustoy.livejournal.com 2001-08-09 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
With Machette in hand, Silas7 sets out in search of adventure and misadventure.

Damn straight!

I like that image :)

Bah!

[identity profile] mr-sarcasm.livejournal.com 2001-08-09 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bah!
Doom says selling out is good.
Doom says selling out gives you the money with which to buy starving artistes at low low discount prices.
Doom says astrology is a plot by Richards to control your mind.
Doom wishes he thought of it first.

[identity profile] spriggan.livejournal.com 2001-08-09 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
basically, this is saying you should stop supporting microsoft machines and get a job support linux machines.

LOL!

[identity profile] lizerk.livejournal.com 2001-08-09 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Do my horoscope next...! ; )