A Day at the Office
I'm in the middle of helping one of our users in Chicago install FileZilla on her PC. She was very amused by the name, and asked if she could download a husband with this program, or would filezilla eat him? I told her that filezilla wouldn't eat him, but she might want to scan him for viruses first. The install goes without a hitch, and she e-mails me a little later with a few more questions. She ends her correspondence by telling me she's off to download a winning lottery ticket. I jokingly ask her if she can download a girlfriend for me while she's at it.
This is her reply:

I have some awesome co-workers.
This is her reply:

I have some awesome co-workers.