Sex orgies. In my front yard. No joke.

[jchrisobrien]

The things you see when you don't go to Manray.

I'm driving home with toothpaste and deoderant, and a car is halfway blocking my drive way. Being the driver with the mad skills, I maneuver around it and park. I mutter to myself about lame ass drivers, but then get over it and come inside. Except I notice people in the car. And the people are making out!

For a second, I think it's my landlord and his girlfriend who couldn't be bothered to wait to get inside. I do hear their moans occasionally from the downstairs. Hell, I'm happy for him, he's been single longer than I have, he deserves to have his fun. But it's not the landlord, it's two complete strangers. I'll spare you the play by play, but there were going to town. Switching positions and everything.

My neighbor and I walk around the car. No response. I walk behind it and take down their license plate. Nothing. I briefly think about knocking on their windshield, but eventually I grow bored and come inside. I must say it was one of the more non-erotic things I've seen.

The funniest part is, you can see them from our front porch. And they have a moon roof, so you can see more of the shocking play by play action.

This moment of vice sponsered by Aquafresh and Speed Stick, which prompted my trip in the first place.

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Re: i ended up with this guy

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

Oh, I understand when and where not mattering, heck. It was just the blocking the driveway part that would have cheesed me off. As long as I have the choice not to watch or hear it, so what?

Oh! This might explain Silas's visitors.