A new business venture

[jchrisobrien]

Today was slammed with phone calls and thorny issues, and made worse by an overly tight, uncomfortable T shirt (too many washes, too much lifting?) It was enough to make me want to do tech support shirtless for the rest of the day. This led Fudjo and I to brainstorm a new business opportunity: Shirtless Tech Support. Why send in a geek, when you can get a strapping, shirtless fellow who can fix your computer just as well?

A long stream of tech related innuendo followed. I'm sure you can think of several doozies.

The good news is the day is over, and the next few days will be Memorial Indeed!

Comments

[tygerwillow.livejournal.com]

bbq is sunday, correct? what time?

[silas7.livejournal.com]

Sunday starting at 4:00!

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

              [MUSIC: Thievery Corporation loop]

              [Midday in SERVER ROOM. SILAS7 leans against rackmounts, wiping forehead with static-free microfiber cloth, a faded VNV '97 Tour T-shirt straining at the seams over his bulging lats]

              SILAS7: Is it me, or is it really hot in here?

              [CLOSEUP: Female TECHSUPPORT face, licking the trickling sweat from the corner of her lips]

              TECHSUPPORT: I think I entered a ticket about that.

              [JUMPCUT: CLOSEUP -- SILAS7 face, impassive]

              SILAS7: I don't believe that was JIRA'd.

              [CLOSEUP: TECHSUPPORT mouth]

              TECHSUPPORT: Let me check my queue.

              [WIDE ANGLE: SERVER ROOM. HALON STEAM erupts from nozzles, almost, but not quite, obscuring meeting bodies. Fade to TITLE CARD]

              TITLE CARD:

SILAS7 - FUDJO
TECHSUPPORTERS
We've got IT covered
(999) 555-55555

[silas7.livejournal.com]

You're now our VP of advertising :)

[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

[silas7.livejournal.com]

heh heh. More RAM! More RAM!