Not now son. I'm making *sizzle scorch crackle* COFFEE!

[jchrisobrien]

Our breakroom has a new coffee machine.  It's electronic.  You push a button for the kind of coffee you want, another button for the cup size and voila, coffee.

You know what this means, of course.  Soon I will get getting calls on the help desk line saying "The coffee machine doesn't work."  This time it won't be people using their CD tray for cup holders.  It will actually be the coffee machine.



Did you reboot the coffee machine?

Comments

Other possibilities

[spriggan.livejournal.com]

"Well, what is your cup size? ... Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to have to do some work on your box in person."

Re: Other possibilities

[silas7.livejournal.com]

"Now that's what I call service!"

[talesinsdaughtr.livejournal.com]

Or "Is it plugged in?"

Good luck with that :)

[pharoahashseti.livejournal.com]

Tell them the machine will be fine, as soon as it gets it's morning coffee.

[silas7.livejournal.com]

Machines need caffiene too!