Medical Advisory

The Surgeon General has advised that Silas7 not be allowed to make any posts until he has eaten breakfast in the morning. "The negative effects of low blood sugar and hunger combine to produce an environment ill suited for public writing. I'm confidant that if the patien follows the steps I have outlined for him, he will be better prepared to greet and entertain his audience, and he'll feel better for it."

Silas7 was not available for comment. His co-workers say he was last spotted heading for the cafeteria. A large mug of Earl Grey tea was found on his desk. .