The results are just too damn cool not to post.

Your Political Career by amitiel
Username
Political Party	DemocratRepublicanGreenLiberatarianIndependantReform
Date of Election:	February 9, 2010
Your Vice President:	eeyrg
First Lady:	sirendipity
Attorney General:	sarcasmchasm
Secretary of State:	heatray
Chief of Staff:	rojagato
Intern:	christianb
Scandal:	You are taped unknowingly while talking to the voices in your head.
Americans will...	hate you and try to have you stoned or burned at the stake.
Chance for Re-election:: 73%
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I have a pretty damn fine cabinet.