It can happen to anyone.

Our network administrator keeps a copy of the latest backup tapes on a shelf above his keyboard. While working on his mail file in Lotus Notes, the tape falls on his keyboard, hitting the delete and enter key. He ends up deleting all of his Notes e-mail information.
By complete accident.

What are the odds?

I need time. TIME!!!

I don't have enough time to do all of the things I want.
I don't have enough time to hang out with everyone I want to.
I want to share the love, y'all, and there's a lot of lovin' to share.
So if you really want to get me something nice for Christmas, get me TIME!

I've got an extra large stocking...