i FUCKING give up

[jchrisobrien]

I'm trying on the corset and getting ready to take some pictures of it.

When the zipper catches on the shirt underneath. And jams.
When I try to take it off, it jams in place. Tearing free of the other side. And takes a chunk of my shirt with it.

This fucking outfit is cursed.

It's not even shoddy workmanship this time, it's my own good luck.

Fuck this clothing shit.
Fuck it to hell and back.

Comments

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

:(

I got some good photos of it at least ...

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

Heh, good, maybe we can find a safe place to host them so I can show people.

Right now, I want to burn the fucking thing and chalk it up to a big waste of vanity.

More realistically, I'm throwing it in the closet until I can see about getting the zipper fixed. Maybe ordering another shirt down the road. It's a fairly small hole where the shirt is ripped, and the corset will cover it.

Is it too late to go back to being a gaming geek, where all I need are some smelly old T shirts and jeans? ;)

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

hey, it's hard work being beautiful :P

[xenoglaux]

cause you need to have just the right smelly shirt and jeans...

;)

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

You know so many seamstresses, some of whom can throw a Tarot. Take advantage of this. Maybe the clothes are trying to tell you something.

It is hard work to be beautiful, to unfurl those wings and feathers. This is trying to teach you that.

Slow down.

The samurai pays as much attention to his armor as he does to his sword.

And he pays as much attention to his state of mind as he does to his moves.

Slow down, until you can speed up again.

One thing at a time.

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

I'll be looking for one.

Thanks for the sound advice.

[spriggan.livejournal.com]

clothes do not make the man!

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

no, but they piss the man off!
Time to look for a seamstress...

[karbun.livejournal.com]

I'll host the pics for you if you want. :>

-K

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

Heh. You can host the pictures of me destroying it as well! ;)

Hey Chris....

[uncletang.livejournal.com]

If you are going to destroy it...only do so after you are certain no one can fix it... then, get rip roaring drunk with some hot lady or whatever...and have them rip it off you for some crazed monkey sex...Come on, ladies...He has HUGE HANDS!