Sex orgies. In my front yard. No joke.

[jchrisobrien]

The things you see when you don't go to Manray.

I'm driving home with toothpaste and deoderant, and a car is halfway blocking my drive way. Being the driver with the mad skills, I maneuver around it and park. I mutter to myself about lame ass drivers, but then get over it and come inside. Except I notice people in the car. And the people are making out!

For a second, I think it's my landlord and his girlfriend who couldn't be bothered to wait to get inside. I do hear their moans occasionally from the downstairs. Hell, I'm happy for him, he's been single longer than I have, he deserves to have his fun. But it's not the landlord, it's two complete strangers. I'll spare you the play by play, but there were going to town. Switching positions and everything.

My neighbor and I walk around the car. No response. I walk behind it and take down their license plate. Nothing. I briefly think about knocking on their windshield, but eventually I grow bored and come inside. I must say it was one of the more non-erotic things I've seen.

The funniest part is, you can see them from our front porch. And they have a moon roof, so you can see more of the shocking play by play action.

This moment of vice sponsered by Aquafresh and Speed Stick, which prompted my trip in the first place.

Comments

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

See, now, I would have been knocking on the windows (after about five minutes to see whether it was worth my time voyeuring) going "Excuse me! ExCUSE me! You're IN MY FUCKING DRIVEWAY, I've just called the cops, OKAY!? You have to make it INTERESTING now before I cancel the call."

[eeyrg.livejournal.com]

hahahaa!

what she said!!

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

well, there were a couple of varied techniques and positions involved...

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[silas7.livejournal.com]

I almost couldn't get in my space. If I had to leave, I would have knocked on their window. My roommate barely resisted the urge to shine a flashlight down on them from our porch.

I had their license plate, I just decided I wasn't that bothered to call.

i ended up with this guy

[unseelie.livejournal.com]

in front of some ones house one night...
in my car...
of course - this was just outside the Castro in San
Francisco, so if you don't want to watch men screw - ... Move! - so what the hell - right?
I mean - sometimes...
things like "when and Where" don't matter...

Re: i ended up with this guy

[silas7.livejournal.com]

I don't know, if you were blocking my driveway, I'd tell you to move your ass!

That's why I didn't do anything. Other than watch for a bit, and make funny comments. Then I left to do more serious things.

Re: i ended up with this guy

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

Oh, I understand when and where not mattering, heck. It was just the blocking the driveway part that would have cheesed me off. As long as I have the choice not to watch or hear it, so what?

Oh! This might explain Silas's visitors.