Hah.

Despite my inability to get the Lotus calendar to synchronize with people's Palm pilots,
I am still far away from the bottom of the intellectual food chain.

I'm going to mainline some heroin right now... if anything breaks, speak with next technician

Help Us! Save Us! Take Us Away!

(more help desk problems, more stupid users, and my tea is cold)

I don't make sense (I've got my pride)
Don't need no feeling (I feel no shame)
I will not believe (I've got no choice)
I'm out of control (and I love it!)