jchrisobrien ([personal profile] jchrisobrien) wrote2003-01-01 05:41 pm

Where's me spinich?

Last night I locked my keys in the car, while it was running. Icy disbelief and panic washed through me. I was deep in the woods, and calling someone to break into my car wasn't an option. I realized that my car door wasn't completely closed, so I pulled and pulled and bent the door just enough for me to slip my arms in and open the door. I then bent the door back into shape. It fits snugly against the car again.

With that done, I went inside the house to ring in the New Year.

[identity profile] rojagato.livejournal.com 2003-01-01 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Best.New.Year's.Story.Ever.

[identity profile] carta.livejournal.com 2003-01-01 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My god, you're Conan in a corset.

[identity profile] spitcurl.livejournal.com 2003-01-02 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the spinach, it was all that sushi. Arrrggghhh!

You are my new hero.

[identity profile] anna-phylaxis.livejournal.com 2003-01-02 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
... is this an exerpt from a missing chapter in American Psycho?